In Uncategorized on November 9, 2004 at 6:23 pm

“sir, it’s mega-maid. she’s gone from suck to blow!”

insert rant about your meaningless job here.

draw a parallel between your professional life and that of Joe (who eventually mustered the courage to take on the volcano).

finally, speak melodramatically about the way that your outdated, piece of shit terminal is sucking your will to live.

once you have completed template, hit “publish” four or five times (unsurprisingly, the damn server isn’t working again).

and there you have it. your mid-week, vocational lament is complete.


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