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In Uncategorized on May 16, 2005 at 3:34 pm

memorandum from captain random

  • every time i hear the twang in john hiatt’s voice i realize that the “ole acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree.” i think that my penchant for folk music is simply a sophisticated expression of my boyhood love of country music. that being said, every time i hear someone talk about new country (read: shania twain, rascal flatts and toby keith) i am tempted to throw the country A-K rack out in the street and go work for a virgin megastore.
  • i recently received confirmation from the seminary that they had waived my immunization requirements due to my “stated religious objections.” i never registered an objection, but do have a friend who works in the registration department. it pays to have friends in high places
  • i’ve been reading a church growth book by thom rainer and actually enjoying it. shhh! don’t tell any of my emergent friends.
  • you know you’re getting old when an unexpected office meeting makes you doubt your ability to pay the mortgage.
  • memo to mr. pearass: you know you are loved when Gentry agrees to accompany you to a rufus wainright show. the aforementioned upright, integrous citizen cannot believe he is going to subject himself to such excesses of cruising, camp and cheese.
  • memo to mr. folds: Gentry expects you to make aforementioned evening worthwhile.
  • memo to self: keep saying “aforementioned.” it makes you sound sophisticated
  • that is all. i must now return to the pimp-driven life

please note: the aforementioned post was brought to you by the good folks at LifeWay Christian Stores. the opinions, language and sexual innuendo included within are not endorsed by LifeWay, but are the sole intellectual property of Mr. Gentry.

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