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In Uncategorized on April 4, 2007 at 12:41 am

memorandum from captain random

i should be finishing the audacity of hope or journaling my dreams for my soon-to-be born son or something, but i’m watching baseball instead. so, in lieu of watching commercials, i’m going to share random shit with you for the next couple of hours. aren’t you the golden child?

joe buck just openly stated that david wright is becoming the “poster boy of new york baseball.” hmmm, i wonder why…let’s see, there are two much better latino players on his team, a superior latino and africanamerican on the yankees, hmmm, why is it that david is garnishing all those covers right now???

chris carpenter is missing his next start with an inflamed elbow. i think i just threw up in my mouth.

i’m glad that the cardinals just his into their fifth double play in eleven innings, because it gives me more time to blog. speaking of which, lately i’ve found myself longing for the holy rhythms of liturgy. the older i get, the more beauty i find in the way that lent deepens my experience not only of the resurrection, but also of spring, and i could say the same thing about advent. it seems to me that if we do not choose to let the seasons of the church shape our experience of worship, then other, likely less inspired impetuses, such as our individual creativity or rick warren’s most recent book, will shape our worship instead. i grew up in churches that pulled out all the stops for the fourth of july, mothers day, fathers day and even grandparents day, but never spoke a word of ash wednesday, pentecost or maundy thursday. from my perspective, shooting red, white and blue streamers out of a celebration canon on the fourth of july, but ignoring lent altogether is, uh, pretty stupid.

why can’t i get these damn blogger fonts to work?! insert curses and invectives here: .

ok, i’ll admit it. i think the cardinals are either going to win the division or secure fourth place. if they can find a way to do the latter – and, believe me, i’ve learned not to doubt walt jocketty, et al too much – that’ll be great. and if they can’t…oh well, we won the 2006 world series and this aging team has had a hell of a run.

in the midst of the tiny delay before baby preston arrives, kellie has cooked our books and we’ve considered the costs of daycare. so, i guess what i’m trying to say is, i really need a part-time job that pays relatively well. if you’re interested in hiring me for 10-15 hours a week or know someone who is, let me know. if not, no worries! i’ve heard that there are a couple of massage parlors down by logan that are hiring.

if you haven’t seen the south park wheel of fortune episode – which is a send up of the whole michael richards at the laugh factory event – then you probably shouldn’t watch it. that clip is really, really offensive.

rolen just got picked off. way to go, hoosier! at least you didn’t barrel into delgado and re-injure your shoulder.

brad lidge gave up a solo shot to ruin oswalt’s start on opening day? shocker. that guy is about fifteen blown starts away from going mark wholers on the astros.

outfield defense. anyone? anyone?

joe buck, verbatim: “spezio is one of the better hitters this team has to offer.” houston, we have a problem.

ok, i’m even boring myself. hopefully when you hear from me next, i’ll be a father. here’s to hope…and naming children after britney’s baby.

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