In Uncategorized on June 7, 2008 at 4:37 pm


as i settled into the library this morning i promised myself that if i worked really hard i could take a half-hour off to watch hillary’s long awaited concession speech that was scheduled for noon e.s.t.

in order to earn my incentive, i worked hard until 11:55 pm, quickly gathered my stuff and mall-walked home…only to sit in front of my computer and stare at an empty podium for 37 minutes.

it’s now 12:38 pm and she still has not taken the stage. after experiencing her remarkable ability to delay* the inevitable over the past month i guess i shouldn’t be surprised.

so long, loser. you might want to keep a closer eye on those caucuses next time.

* that will probably be financed by obama’s contributors.


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